Hello, boys and girls!
Yours truly, in collaboration with the good ~dave-littler, brings you A Space for my Heart - A Confidently Heterosexual Romance: if you are a fan of Homestuck, heavy-handed irony, and incredibly awkward smut (and honestly, if you're a fan of the first, why wouldn't you be a fan of the other two as well? Let's be serious here!) you should definitely go check it out.
I'm warning you, though! If it weren't clear already, the thing is mostly NOT SAFE FOR WORK! So don't come back crying, or, if you do, at least record your tears on video and send it to my inbox, so that my blackened soul may feed on your misery.
If you feel like giving it a go, make sure you let me know what you think!